if someone gave this to me i would die
Anonymous asked: opinion on America?
when someone tries to be nice and accidently does something really wrong but you dont want to hurt their feelings
- mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
- me: fire cannot kill a dragon
bank: your account is at -$5000….
bank: sorry for wasting your time sir, you have a nice day.
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
why are people so obsessed with “top or bottom”
honestly im just excited to have a bunk bed